Paper or plastic? Yes...

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Eric is gay Ha

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

jews

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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