- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A pope meets another one

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Okay.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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