- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Yellow People !!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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