Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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