What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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Eric is gay Ha

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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