What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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