- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody cares maddie!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Take wrong turns

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

PICKLES

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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