- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

my gramma died

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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