- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I'm Coming

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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