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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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