- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

I'm homeless.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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