- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Your mam is so fat.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A lot eh?

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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