- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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