why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

God is real.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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