What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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