A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

binladin walks into the american seals

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

homosexual rights to marriage

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

You know what's funny? Rape

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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