Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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