- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

taking out the trash... at night

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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