- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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