- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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