Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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