- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why? Why not?

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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