- Anti Joke

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

How old are you? 7

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

knock knock come in

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did the old man say? Im old