How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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