- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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