What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Anti Joke

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