- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

race-car = rac-ecar

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Face...the other white meat!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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