Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Sex

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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