- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Good job, son.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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