- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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