Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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