- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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