- Anti Joke

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

White men's rights

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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