- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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