- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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