- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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