What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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My Boyfriend

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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