- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Women drivers...

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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