What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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