How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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A young baby died.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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alert("Hello");

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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