- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

knock knock? come in

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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