- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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