- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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