- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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