Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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