- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

I'm hungry.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

save me from the nothing ive become

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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