- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

João Duarte reads this.

PENIS lol

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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