- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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