Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Whats funny? Your face.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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