why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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