- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Andoni was here

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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