Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Women drivers...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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