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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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