- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

my penis

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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