- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What fires shots? A gun

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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