Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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