- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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