- Anti Joke

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says "Well, it's a long story but I tell you. You see, one day I was walking along the beach and I found a dusty old lamp. I rubbed the lamp and a big magic genie appeared. He told me I could have 3 wishes." The horse continues: "So I told the genie I wish I had a 10 billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough it came true. My second wish was I wished for a beautiful wife. Suddenly a light came from the sky like an angel falling and I saw a beautiful woman and fell in love with her." The bartender says to the horse "Let me guess, so for your third wish, did you wish you were a horse with a long face?" The horse says "No that's not what I wished for." The bartender asks "What was your third wish?" The horse says "Well you won't believe me but I wished I was a bartender pretending to talk to a horse about some genie granting him wishes." After about 30 minutes of arguing with himself, other employees at the bar had had enough of the bartender talking to himself and called psychiatric personnel to escort the bartender to the mental hospital as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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