What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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YOU

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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that wall over there ->

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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These Jokes suck.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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