What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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