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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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