- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

a man makes a bad joke

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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