- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

every knight i see an owl at window

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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