Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Detroit has a low crime rate

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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