- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

knock knock? come in

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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