- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what goes boo a sock

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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