- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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