- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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