Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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SHUT UP JP

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Oh, right

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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The cream, it is coming

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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1+2 = 6

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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