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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

You and your parents are going to die today

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