How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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A dyslexic blind man

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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America

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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