- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A bar walks into a man

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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