- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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