- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

BIG PENIS

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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