- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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