- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

rent a cops

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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