why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

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