whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

So a bar walks into a man...

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

class is canceled. My professor died.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

I'm rick james bitch

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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