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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Women's professional sports

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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