- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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