- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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