Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Lololol

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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