What do you call an arab ?

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

hashtags suck balls

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

TIMMY

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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