3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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