Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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