- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

your mom is so fat.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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