An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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