What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Tim likes girls

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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