Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Why so serious ?

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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