- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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