So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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