- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

think twice or at least think

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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