- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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