Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's your guys names?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

CFL

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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