How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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