- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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