Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

I walk into a bar...

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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