- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

how much fish could a chicken

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Womens rights

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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