Then none of us want to be right.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Jordan is pregant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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