Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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