A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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