- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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