why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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You just read this ..

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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kennah campion when she talks

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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SHUT UP JP

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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