How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How old are you? 7

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Charlie Sheen is winning

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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