- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

I named my son ps2 controller

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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