- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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