- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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