- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Communism hehe xd

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

yeyeyeyeye live action

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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