- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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