- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Pickles are moist.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

being sober in a bar fight

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Male leadership.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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