- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why is this joke funny It isn't

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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