What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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