What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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yolo your orange looks orange

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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