An Asian with a big dick.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Cheese

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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