Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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