What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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