How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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