- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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