- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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