Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

the bible

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

I love you

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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