- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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