Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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